• Silk almond milk commercial: People prefer silk. It tastes better, kids love it, it has 50% more calcium than milk.
• "Real milk" commercial: Do you want to shake your milk before you pour it? DO YOU? NO. So drink "real milk" because we're losing business to alternative milks.
• I don't know. Am I the only one who hears it that way? Probably. Don't judge me.